Friday, December 05, 2008

Ten things you learn when the money runs out.

1) Bread is bread is bread. Need a bagel? Bread. Soy dog bun? Bread. English muffin? Bread.
2) Cleaning solution is mostly water anyway.
3) Paper towels are napkins. And, baby wipes are paper towels (because you can't get away with not having them).
4) Water is delicious, but bottled water is for fools.
5) The library rocks.
6) So does the park.
7) You CAN make Chinese food, even if it doesn't quite compare to your favorite.
8) Tea minus honey minus lemon equals hot water...mmmm.
9) Bananas are the only fruit worth eating. You need the potassium anyway.
10) There is nothing more fun than loading up your cart with fine things at Target and then simply walking away.

...Add your favorites in the comments section! I need some new ideas. :o)

2 comments:

Lora said...

- Vinegar really can clean anything!
- Towels can be used after the shower to mop floors and wipe sinks and counters
- Cereal is a lovely breakfast
- WIC rocks bc Milk is freakin' expensive
- College Foundation is like the mafia. You can run, but you can't hide
- Kids don't have to wear the cutest clothes all the time, just ones that cover their bodies until they get them filthy 5 minutes later anyway
- Coupons are like legal stealing

CAGB said...

Great ones. Number two is one that I use all the time. Number one, I should do more often because I totally agree.

Why is milk so expensive, I wonder.

As I eat my ramen (not joking).