(Scene: Eleanor has vehemently refused a nap, instead playing for two hours in her bed. At that point, CAGB enters the room to organize the closet. Eleanor, exhausted, is tantruming viciously.)
Eleanor: I WANT TO GET OOOOOUT! Get me oooout!
CAGB: No, Eleanor, I need you to stay in your bed while I finish this. I think you would have felt better and I would have gotten some things done if you had napped during nap time.
Eleanor: NOOOO! GET! ME! OUT!
CAGB: Eleanor, you are driving me crazy. You are driving the train to crazy town.
(Eleanor looks at CAGB, with a horrified expression, bursts into tears.)
Eleanor: I am TOO LITTLE TO DRIVE A TRAIN!
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