Bill has alerted me that those Haiku were getting old*.

So, I'm here to change the landscape.

*He did not say it, but maybe because it's obvious that although my two year old spoke those poetic sentences, she did not type them on here - nor has she ever heard of a syllable, nor does she manage this blog, nor will she dance Spanish Coffee in The Nutcracker this year, nor did she compose a symphony (yet).